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Misty was Ash's first roadie. She was the best because she wore the skimpiest outfit. Ash is an idiot.

She was also the only one who wasn't a protagonist in the games. Well, except Iris. But that's Gen V. Lame. Anyway, yeah, she's a Water-type Gym Leader but she doesn't do that job anymore because she ran off with an oblivious 10-year-old and now she doesn't get paid. Silly woman. Trix are for kids.

Later on Misty gets this annoying egg-baby that sucks and doesn't do anything. I bet she suckles it when no one's looking. It looked stupid too. Freaking spiky-headed useless ball of yolk.



















































That is all.